Paris Hilton Got a Speeding Ticket in Beverly Hills

Honestly the only reason we’re posting this is because I’m over 30 years old and I can remember the days when Paris Hilton ruled the internet.   She was the original party girl.  It was she who had that ridiculous show with Nicole Richie.  Folks, when you get down to it, Paris Hilton was the original Kim Kardashian.  She just doesn’t have the work ethic and crazy mom manager that Kim does.
Plus she’s heir to the Hilton fortune so I don’t think she really cares at this point.   But the 32 year old got some tiny headlines yesterday.   She was driving her fancy car in a residential neighborhood in Beverly Hills when she got pulled over by a cop going 42 in the 25.  Hardly news here but I just wanted to mention Paris Hilton because it’s been forever since we have.
Amazingly she got a ticket.  Shouldn’t you be doing at least 50 mph over the speed limit if you’re a celebrity in order to get a ticket?  So Paris, when’s your next music video coming out?  We’re all dying to know.